When you've lost 114 paternity suits &; still have 46 more pending, 7 of which involves farm animals, it's safe to say I plan on a full house this weekend. So before my ''Day of Infamy'' arrives, I give you this weeks final...
THE MIDDAY STOCK MARKET REVIEW
( THE IS THAT A BANANA IN MY POCKET OR AM I JUST HAPPY TO PAY YOU EDITION )
$lkncy As soon as these guys release an ER &; this hits $30+, I should be able to post bail for at least 8 of my kids.
$ATNF This'll be back to green quicker then the next woman I date pregnancy